Is ANYTHING real?
My brother bought me a phone last year.
I bought a case off Amazon.
It came with a nice little card.
A thank you from a family business.
Composed of father and “3-year old daughter”.
I thought it was a nice personal detail.
I decided to leave a good review.
The “Browns” seemed like nice people.
If they even exist…
Exhibit A
Phone case and card.
Exhibit B
“Father/daughter” business.
The Rabbit Hole so far…
I sincerely thought the card was a personal detail, I wanted to reciprocate. More than a good review, I thought I’d write back to “Jeremy Brown” and thank him for a great product. I guess that whole “No good deed goes unpunished” is a real thing, because the rug got pulled and the veil came off. “Buckle your seat-belt Dorothy, because Kansas is going bye bye”. What is reality to begin with anyway…
Point of Sale?
Found vendor name
I bought from a store called “Kitoo” on Amazon.
Point of Contact?
Found store owner
Huh. That’s not how you spell Brown. Or Browns. At least I have an address.
Point of Departure?
Found address
Well. I guess it would be foolish for me to assume the “Browns” lived in the US, so that’s on me.
Point of WTF?
Found website
The site is unfinished and I’m not really sure how into phone cases other people are, but this doesn’t seem to be my jam. What’s going on here?